It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 10, 1991. "According to both state law and BART policy, passengers can drink and eat all they want in the 'Free Area,' which we define as the portion of the station that's outside the fare gates where you don't need a ticket," BART Police Chief Gary Gee said. ; Noodle Incident: The family's trip to Europe to retrieve Lisa's lost balloon. You wait till next month! Then Bart plays a very cruel prank on the town with his new karaoke machine and when Lisa warns him it's only a matter of time before he's found out he climbs down the well to get the evidence, his karaoke machine and gets trapped forcing the town to rescue him. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. This is the biggest thing that's happened to me since chocolate milk! Main character(s) Oh! McBain, Officer Nick Vengeance, Sergeant Murder, and I was a voice on the Frasier. -- Captain Lance Murdoch, upon hearing that Bart wants to do a dangerous stunt, ``Bart the Daredevil'' Lisa is shocked by this. Episode 2F11, Season 6 First aired Feb 05, 1995 Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Bob Anderson. Then there's *NSYNC. Marge: For god sakes Homer, give them back their flame! Voila! (GRUNTS) Welcome to Dick Cheney's America. (CRYING) Lou, you can't leave the force! D'fhéach 11.2 milliún duine ar an eipeasóid. Defense! If you don't shut your big yap, I will rip off your face and use it as a napkin! Right, because you've been using it backward. What a dork. "Bart Gets Hit by a Car" is the tenth episode of The Simpsons' second season. Jump in anytime, Eddie. Remember when I said I would eat you last? When Homer steals the Olympic Torch because he hates the way they interrupt his shows once again, he and the family are on a high speed chase that, after Marge gives the torch back to the Olympic administrators (whose helicopter later crashes), leads them to a fair at Springfield Private School. Wow! That was the prop comedy of the sea captain. They have free health care. After Bart thought she was becoming too needy, he broke up with her, which led to Greta dating Milhouse to get back at him. Bart, now jealous, planned to do everything he could to win her back and followed her to Canada where he and Milhouse got into a fight during a curling game. (Milhouse) I'm gonna knock you into the next province! He makes two main observations i… Time to ram-a-lam these ding-dongs. Homer and Ned become friends in alcohol - Duration: 13:45. The Mountains of Illinois: Toronto is shown as mountainous and countryside can be seen right outside the CN tower, where in real life Greater Toronto is flat and has extensive urban sprawl. (BOTH GRUNTING) No, I belong here! Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 17 Februari 2002. You were so brave to take on all those bullies. All right. How come you always run out of tardy slips before you run out of permission slips? And look at me, man. While Greta falls in love with him, Bart only accompanies her because she owns a lot of entertaining things. Original Airdate Your mother's custody starts at 1800 hours. The broom handling has been truly dazzling. Ike Barinholtz. 2021.01.14 16:49 smaug-and-bilbo Bart’s new friend. Ha-ha! Bart, it's time to end this dream And don't forget the standard scream. (BART LAUGHING) Oh, man. I can't believe we're on the Canadian Olympic Basketball team. It's so cute you're going to a little girl's house. Hello and thank you for coming to our fundraiser. I'm headmaster St. John Van Hookstratten. Canada? They are wasabi-infused with a portobello glaze. I choose Martin! You'll win her back, eh. I'm still behind ya. In my movies, this is where I would go berserk. I live in his trunk. (GROWLING). The guide contains staff/voice credits, funny Simpsons quotes, references and other notes. Some of the most gratifying articles I’ve written for The Retro Network have been those in the Film and Script Differences series. I can't believe I have to give her half my stuff! One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war! What time would you like your breakfast, sir? Homer and Marge have to pry Lisa from the school gates, telling her they can't afford to send her and that the only university they will let her attend is in South Carolina. Shavonda faye 8,207 views. Greta then develops a crush on Bart and invites him to come over to their house sometime. Aren't you supposed to take Greta to the dance tonight? I have never watched this episode, but i want to so bad. Don't worry. I chase you with hose. Bart Gets Famous Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Susie Dietter ===== Production code: 1F11 Original airdate in N.A. So to win Greta back, I have to go to Toronto. At the Simpsons House, Greta takes Bart's hand, only for Bart thinking she is just playing. The olympics have pre-empted my favorite shows for the last time! These will be great for advancing our research. Hey, I've been using that ab roller you endorse, but I haven't gotten any results. Lise, women are easy. Oh, Ned, I am so sorry. (IN AMERICAN ACCENT) Hi, I'm Chuck. It's pretty lame, but maybe you can make it fun, if we went together. Bart va a Boston. "The Bart Wants What it Wants" is the eleventh episode of The Simpsons' thirteenth season. Bart, forget it. Well, we're in Canada. Now, Willie, don't tell anyone I'm trying my stand-up comedy act tonight. Over there you can see them shooting the film Canadian Graffiti. But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection. A person who acts younger than they should is forced to leave their youthful ways and become a grown up. Milhouse catches Bart at the movie set and they get into fight over Greta, which results in them rolling onto a curling game. Plota Táirgeadh Tagairtí All rights reserved. I'm wearing my bathing suit under my pants. DABF06: The Bart Wants What It Wants . Isaac "Ike" Barinholtz (born February 18, 1977) is an American comedian, actor and screenwriter. Cool! I lied. Just hear me out. Judd Apatow‘s movies all have a common thread. Production Code I'll dump her like she's never been dumped before. Watch me burn Flanders. 280 SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Radio Bart It's Bart's birthday! Bart starts dating Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter, which Homer loves but Bart is not all that thrilled about. February 17, 2002 Bart, this girl is in love with you! The episode starts at Springfield Elementary. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. If the students find out I'm performing at Floppy's, I'll never live it down. Ha! This is for love, Dad. All right, look. And our school board's cut us back to 16. While assisting Principal Skinner in his amateur astronomy, Bart discovers a comet is heading straight for Springfield. Makes you look like a business guy. Lisa, I only lied because it was the easiest way to get what I wanted. Alcohol and night swimming - it’s a … But by then, Greta falls for Milhouse and a trip to the set of Rainier's latest movie in Canada isn't plenty for Bart to win her back. I got held back in the fourth grade. My bed is stuffed with hay. Bart sold his soul And that's just swell Now he's going straight to Hello, operator Give me number nine No soul, huh? Ahoy there, friends! My therapist said that's all I could ever hope for. You can be the center. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. This is the latest incarnation of generalization of the MP in transformers, based on @alexorona's original work. I know him. You can always find your favorite shows next month. I was an idiot. DABF06 Is it true that if I kill you, I become you? These are props from one of my dad's movies, The lncredible Shrinking McBain. Defense! In the episode, Bart is hit by Mr. Burns' car. Where can I apply for jobs at BART?You can access jobs at BART anywhere you access the internet (including public libraries, community colleges, and internet cafés).I can get to the internet, but I don't have an e-mail address. There Principal Skinner steals things for the elementary school, Lisa wants to stay in that school and Bart saves the daughter of Rainier Wolfcastle, Greta, from a gang of bullies. So far, I’ve covered National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.In this comparison, I’m covering another holiday favorite that seems older than it actually is…the 1983 film A Christmas Story. Of course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to. Lisa, I only lied because it was the easiest way to get what I wanted. Guy: Give it up, Mr. Simpson, we know you have the olympic torch! And B, we're closing in five minutes. I don't have a computer at home. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe a little improv would raise the roof here. Well, enjoy. Homer: No! The children stand outside. Maggie's not playing with this ball right now, but look what happens when I take it. Would you like to come to my house sometime? I've been grinding all day, so I'm not sure what organ meat is in what intestinal casing. Well, we've seen some wild sweeping here today. When it was first broadcast, "The Bart Wants What It Wants" was seen by 5.9% of the American population between ages 18 and 49. I won't tell if you put me on the guest list. ``Another fringe benefit.'' Why do I need one?The application requires an e-mail address for all candidates. The Olympics have preempted my favorite shows for the last time. It has since been negatively received by fans and has garnered mixed reviews from critics. (Seymour) I just hope the audience is kind because my material is weak, and I have that bladder thing. If anyone knows what episode is this please let me know!! Don't give them nicknames like "Jumbo" or "Boxcar," and always get receipts. 14babyFly 203,012 views. This PR implements model parallelism (MP) in Bart. Directed By Chraol an t-aonú eipeasóid déag, "The Bart Wants What It Wants", den tríú sraith déag The Simpsons ar an 17 Feabhra 2002.Scríobh John Frink agus Don Payne an eipeasóid seo. Episodes with a alternative Gracie Films logo, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Bart_Wants_What_it_Wants?oldid=934373. Hey, boys will be boys. Bart finds Greta too needy for him and breaks up with her, but she retaliates by dating Milhouse. Hello, gentlemen. Show Runner Episode Number Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy. It’s one where Bart makes a new friend (the one in the picture) and he spends a lot of time with him. After hastily thinking he is not ready for love, Bart dumps her, only to have second thoughts later. State capitals are hard! (LAUGHING) Homer, I see your daughter is one of those whale-kissing, Dukakis-hugging moon maidens. Of the following choices, what are the most likely protocols used in this script? Then we'll go right back to being friends. We play Uno. He wants a cat. So, what do we do now? For God sakes, Homer! In … After hastily thinking he is not ready for love, Bart dumps her, only to have second thoughts later. It is always just “BART”. It seems you told her you were sick. John Frink and Don Payne Someday you'll feel what I feel. The Bart Wants What it Wants is the eleventh episode of Season 13. I guess I was just looking for someone more masculine. "The Simpsons" The Bart Wants What It Wants (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. You wait till next month! Wait for me! Principal Skinner? Bart, this girl is in love with you! Would you care to meet my new best friend? Think about it! Excuse me, but you don't sound as tough as you do in the movies. : 3-Feb-94 Capsule revision E, 21-Jul-96 Special Guest Voices We shot this at 4:00 in the morning, and the crew was getting a little cranky. In the episode, Bart befriends Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter, Greta. Yes. But you two have put me off dating for at least four years. After they shoot your movies, who gets the leftover film? Wow, that was close. Greta, I miss you so much. If there was anyone in a position to know who wrote 1st and 2nd Timothy, it would have been the church father Polycarp. Need a unit production manager? Start studying Bart y el gato. What the hell is that? It's only fair. I told you! Mr. Puck, you make the only grub what satisfies my gut worm, I swear. Greta eventually breaks up with both of them and decides to stop dating for several years, so Bart and Milhouse reconcile. I should be the happiest kid in the world. Well, well She use ta be my girl (PHONE RINGING). Greta then invites him to her school's dance but Bart and Milhouse hear Skinner talking about his bomb at an open mic comedy night and chooses to go there to perform a prank on Skinner and laugh at him, telling Greta he is ill. Original airdate: April 29, 2012 The premise: Bart seeks to dispel his recent ennui with a family vacation on a luxury cruise, but when he realizes his perfect week is only temporary, he schemes a plan to make the vacation last forever. I'm leaving in 10 minutes. Please be my girlfriend again. Think about it! The kids leave as Murdoch asks Bart to tell the nurse he's ready for his sponge bath. Referensi Pranala luar. These are good topics. I can change! You know, we could get equipment like this through a bond issue. Bart goes to Boston. All right, class, the topic is world literature. We know you have the Olympic torch! I don't know how that scrunchie got in my hair! She's with the "House" now. Hay un chico en Boston. So you go over there and you win her back. Yes. (GASPS) Their periodic table has 250 elements! Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, The Bart Wants What It Wants, After giving up the Olympic torch that Homer has stolen, the family stops in at a carnival being held at a private school. Michael Polcino. Sorry, guys. Oh, yeah. Let's keep this train wreck moving. Give them back their flame! "The Bart Wants What it Wants" adalah episode kesebelas dari musim ketiga belas sitkom animasi Amerika Serikat The Simpsons. Bart develops a crush on Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter Greta. Please! I always played it light and breezy. Guide to the Simpsons episode "The Bart Wants What it Wants". I think I'll just buckle down and co-produce my dad's movies. She is first seen getting bullied by Jackington and two other bullies, who play keep-away with her backpack. On the significance of these early patristic quotes, here’s Biblical scholar Kenneth Berding. (WOLFCASTLE ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Leave a message at the beep. Why did I break up with her? No one's doing any bumping. He was a cast member on MADtv from 2002 to 2007, Eastbound & Down (2012), and had a regular role on The Mindy Project. 'Cause some say I look like Macaulay Culkin. (LAUGHING) Both our viewers must be thrilled. And the winner of the $100 bill is Ned Flanders! (SINGING) The Itchy & Scratchy Show (SCREAMING). Bart wants to ensure that So, it's standardized testing time again. If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Give up, Mr. Simpson! Nobody in the San Francisco Bay Area calls it “The BART”. Now I'll be alone forever. Wait. Finally, the Bart Got A Room script is here for all you fans of the William H. Macy and Cheryl Hines movie. Twice. She is saved by Bart and they started to go out. But knowing about it would make you want to go here. SEASON THIRTEEN :: 31 Quotes . It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 17, 2002. I got a peptic ulcer, my wife wants a new car and I need a root canal. When he finds out that Greta is shooting a movie in Toronto, he convinces his family to take a trip to Canada so he can see her. All right, Son. Now I drive the school bus! Oh, it's okay. ACT ONE. Hey, I didn't lead her on. I thought Canada would save our relationship, but it only made it worse. This bus station is the birthplace of Paul Shaffer. F.D. You're there. Greta called. The Bart Wants What it Wants You're not gonna win her back. No biggie. The Bart Wants What It Wants has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria.If you can improve it further, please do so. Chalkboard Gag Till the next one. I always played it light and breezy. I knew it. Maybe I should keep my promise. "The Giving Tree is not a Chump" We can't afford this now, but when it's time for college, I promise my darling daughter can go to the finest school there is. Le habla: ... final script. Milhouse, she's only dating you to get back at me. ... Bart wants to send a secure email to Lisa so he decides to encrypt it. No! But by then, Greta falls for Milhouse and a trip to the set of Rainier's latest movie in Canada isn't plenty for Bart to win her back. They were bigger than Jesus. (ALL CHANTING) Defense! He's not funny. (CHUCKLING) Everything in your house is so cool. Let's find something fun! Learn vocabulary, terms, and more with flashcards, games, and other study tools. Well, if you don't feel the way Greta does, you've got to tell her before she gets hurt. The Simpsons 8F11 - Radio Bart Episode Script. But don't be a message monster hogging all my tape! EnterpriseDB launched a new tool for backup and recovery – named simply EDB Backup and Recovery Tool, or BART.This tool makes the DBA’s life easier by simplifying the tasks for managing their Postgres physical backup and recovery tasks, whether they are PostgreSQL or Postgres Plus Advanced Server deployments.BART has the following advantages over custom scripts for managing backups: kennedy0731. Everybody find a first mate! Why should we leave America to visit America Junior? The Simpsons The Bart Wants What It Wants part 2 - Duration: 7:31. What was the pirate's name in Treasure lsland, Bart Simpson? SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Have you ever noticed how the dumb kids fill in the wrong circles? Of course I am. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Plus, you eat the pretzels I drop on the floor. Now, I'll give you directions starting from the Simpsons' house. At the dinner table, Bart is mad that Lisa squealed about his plans to jump Springfield Gorge. Circus Line couch gag Oh, Mom, isn't there anything vegetarian? Wow! Dad, you told me there were no private schools in Springfield. 14 terms. BART Police are reminding riders where it's okay to drink and eat on BART property and where it's not. (GROANS) I guess we're leaving, too. Greta called. Al Jean We'll all go! The Q-tip he used to kill Ross Perot. He also mentions Paul by name four times in his letter, including some indications that he was familiar with the apostle’s martyrdom. Written By Wow. You haven't seen Itchy & Scratchy till you've seen it on DVD. Reese Witherspoon as Greta WolfcastleWolfgang Puck as himself You probably recognize it from the film Calling All Coeds. The Simpsons 1F11 - Bart Gets Famous Episode Script. (SCOFFS) This looks like a job for my authorized look-alike. Bart's Comet script. Come. 7:31. A security technician runs an automated script every night designed to detect changes in files. Bart develops a crush on Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter Greta. When Lisa catches Bart coming home, she calls him out on standing up Greta and tells him about Greta's feelings for him. Bart SimpsonGreta Wolfcastle It doesn't matter. (CHUCKLING) Hey, Marge. L'anecdote du jour 20/01/2021 Dans le Simpson Horror Show II, Sam Simon voulait que le dernier doigt levé de la patte de singe soit celui du milieu, mais cela ne s'est pas fait par crainte de censure de la FOX. It seems you told her you were sick. I never knew you were such a Beatles fan. My recommendation is for Bart to repeat the fourth grade. You can never get enough takes for Steven Soderbergh. Hey, I didn't lead her on. You only want her because someone else has her. Couch Gag First class! I just think there's more money in private security. 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